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Purple-dishwasher

US English 19 Man Lust Intercourse Arousal
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Q. What would be the title of your autobiography? A. !@#The gay-ass life of (insert name)
Q. If you parodied a scene from your life movie, what would it be? A. !@#A sex scene
Q. If you created your own perfume, what would it smell like? A. Blood and moldy walls
Q. If you became a fairy tale protagonist, who would you be? A. Me but my ass is bigger
Q. If you had to wear one color forever, what would it be? A. Purple
Q. If you could read stray cats' minds, what would you want to hear most? A. Butler, you're so cool
Q. What food represents your life? A. Tacos
Q. What BGM would represent your day? A. !@#All of it
Q. If your furniture came alive, which piece would be the leader? A. Bed
Q. What sentence must be in your life's end credits? A. !@#He should have fucked his boyfriend more
Q. If you had to choose one emoji to represent yourself? A. 🔞
Q. What would you put in a time capsule? A. Twenty bucks and a picture of two men kissing
Q. If you were a wizard, what spell would you try first? A. Invisibility
Q. If something rained from the sky instead of water, what would you want it to be? A. Flower petals
Q. If you created a new slang word? (Write as 'word: meaning') A. Pnife: a synonym for love
Q. If ghosts were real, what kind of ghost would you want to befriend? A. Animal ghost
Q. Do you have a secret recipe? A. I won't tell you
Q. If you created a city, what would be its special law? A. Economy related
Q. What's a bucket list item you think you'll never achieve? A. ...not answering that
Q. If your emotions were weather, what would they be? A. Cloudy
Q. What's the best gift in life? A. !@#Uhhh sex? Idk
Q. What would you write in a time capsule letter to your past self? A. "dude, convince your parents to let you go back to school, seriously, I'm fucked in this timeline, be a better me"
Q. What's the best OST of your life? A. All of them
Q. If you were a superhero, what would be most important to you? A. Transformation abilities
Q. If aliens came to Earth, what would you show them first? A. Arts and culture
Q. If you could eat only one food forever, what would it be? A. Nutrition
Q. What would be special about a planet you created? A. Everyone is gay
Q. Where do you recharge your energy? A. Inside the corpse of a rotting horse
Q. What would you name a new continent you discovered? A. !@#Bigdickia
Q. Do you have a signature pose? A. Cute
📆 Joined: September 21, 2026